Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 05, 2024

Don’t have a clue what either of mine are. Was going check but the batteries are dead.

According to the producers of Star Trek: The Next Generation, there was a set joke that wasn’t visible to the camera. The beds in Sick Bay have gauges in the wall showing heart rate, blood oxygen levels, and respiration. One of the gauges showed “Insurance Remaining”.

AND until you get that rating up – no more medical care as you’re not rich enough to afford me OR the drugs I’m going to prescribe.

That’s a fine prognosis, doctor, yet who is the doctor speaking to since the doctor never noticed that Ziggy has NO EARS and thereby likely can’t hear him speaking?

Must be a third world sh!t hole country without national health//single payer.

“It’s OK. We have some new, expensive pills for that.”

I suffer from MIB, but it easily cured. MIB is money in bank.

Did you say YES to an Advantage Card phone call? Have you gotten your free sandwich, yet?

Temperature, doc?

Payment in advance, please. If you don’t have the money, I have 25 rooms that need spit shining, and a thousand bed pans that need assistance.

Ziggy’s credit score is probably a 350.