Adult Children by Stephen Beals for June 14, 2024

I thought most scanner noise was acapella already

good decision, before it gets destroyed

The only other alternative is to promote it to management

Say good night, Frankie…

The scanner then headlined on an MTV show.

Hey – that’s the self-checkouts where I work!

With apologies to Paul Anka.

That’s a good idea.

But they’re my new favorite character!

This is what happens when you spill wine on the self check machine.

Just try. Nobody unplugs Frankie and gets away with it.

This is the most hilarious arc yet….I want to see that scanner at our Fred Meyer/Kroger

Oh my….it’s caught Karaoke. Only job available now is an elevator….thats going to have its ups and downs….(and I’ll play myself off stage right. xD)

“Daisy Daisy…”

I thought that it would be singing some variation of “Bicycle built for two”