Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 02, 2024

Their looking to get probed…

UFO aka UAP = Unwelcome Anal-area Phenomena

UFO = Upsetting, Foul, and Objectionable

At least they’re not “Uranus-ing” you!!

UFO? Ultra fine oregano? Ugly fat Orangutans? Original fictional Ocelots?

There’s a bad moon on the rise. Or two.

Cheeky, aren’t they!

Sorry, but the aliens are probably from around the Jupiter area and they don’t recognize Earth’s moon… so more precisely, they’ve been Europa’d!

I just dropped some astronomy on ya!

Reminds me of the drill Sargent turning on the lights in the barracks & screaming “Drop your cox (sic) and grab your socks”…!

All this toilet humor. :)

Must be two guys who left Ford Prefect behind.

Green eggs and green ham!

The other one has no butt crack.

Mooning is a bit of an odd thing for them to do since they’re from Mars.

The moon is made of green cheese, so these seem appropriate.