Two swedes arrived on the Mayflower, and the first thing they did was try a hot dog.
As the first Swede went to take a bite, he became red with embarrassment, and asked his friend “vich part of the dog did you get, Johannson?”
I may have butchered the joke, I don’t know anything about Sweden.
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No one will ever notice the extra pee on the sidewalk, alley ways, fire hydrants, etc.
“New York City?!?!”
A famous line from Pace salsa commercials.
Reminds me of the book Don’t Need The Whole Dog!
Two criminals were planning to flee the scene of the crime. One says, “We better get our @sses out of here.” The other responds, “And the rest of our bodies, too!”
Izzy Moreno 6 days ago
Two swedes arrived on the Mayflower, and the first thing they did was try a hot dog.
As the first Swede went to take a bite, he became red with embarrassment, and asked his friend “vich part of the dog did you get, Johannson?”
I may have butchered the joke, I don’t know anything about Sweden.
Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important! 5 days ago
♫…why don’t you take all of me? ♫
storminnorman2010 5 days ago
Start spreading the news…
ctolson 5 days ago
No one will ever notice the extra pee on the sidewalk, alley ways, fire hydrants, etc.
razzledazzle295 5 days ago
“New York City?!?!”
A famous line from Pace salsa commercials.
dosbears Premium Member 5 days ago
Reminds me of the book Don’t Need The Whole Dog!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 days ago
Two criminals were planning to flee the scene of the crime. One says, “We better get our @sses out of here.” The other responds, “And the rest of our bodies, too!”