Prickly City by Scott Stantis for June 24, 2024

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 8 days ago

    trump might just bow out, he is annoyed that his mike will be turned off when it’s not his turn to speak.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 8 days ago

    Wasn’t Carmen working with Trump? Did she and Winslow decide they weren’t getting anywhere and chose to trad jobs?

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    nosirrom  8 days ago

    Remember the old game shows with isolation booths?

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    mourdac Premium Member 8 days ago

    Does he still own a casino he hasn’t bankrupted?

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    rossevrymn  8 days ago

    I wonder how Stanti will balance out the utter POS with some exaggerated critique of Biden, tomorrow. And BTW, robby hood, here is the definition of “False Equivalency,” “A false equivalence or false equivalency is an informal fallacy in which an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false reasoning.” In this case, as in all cases involving your father, I am stating that in short order, Stanti will be comparing Biden to the orange idiot as equally bad. Now, maybe, with your meds, you can’t remember the previous day’s piece to be capable of drawing the comparison, or maybe you just can’t handle……………………….concepts…………………….., but that will be my move, to call out your lazy-thought-process relative for not recognizing the easy fact, that the two presidential candidates, while flawed, as all of us are flawed, are nowhere close to each other in their frailties.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 8 days ago

    The attention span of a gnat

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    jconnors3954  8 days ago

    I prefer a trapdoor under both, triggered by a vote of the viewers. Neither one will last a minute!

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    Uncle $crooge  8 days ago

    I’ve seen that guy eat. You’d better make that three Happy Meals.

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    braindead Premium Member 8 days ago

    “I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater. And there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there”

    “By the way, lot of shark attacks lately, I watched some guys justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was,” Trump added. “He said ’there’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman’s swimming. She really got decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks.”

    “So I said, there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, do I get electrocuted? If the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking, do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted? Or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?

    “Because I will tell you he didn’t know the answer. He said, ‘you know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming to that water. But you know what I’d do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

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    braindead Premium Member 8 days ago

    “Now they’ll say all these stories are terrible. Well, these stories have, you know, you heard my story in the boat with the shark, right? I got killed on that. They thought I was rambling. I’m not rambling. We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy. So then I start talking about asking questions. You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude. I said, well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you’re on the top of the boat. Do you get electrocuted or not? In other words, the boat is going down and you’re on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out? And let’s say there’s a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon or could I ride the electric down and he said, sir, nobody’s ever asked us that question. But sir, I don’t know. I said, well, I want to know because I guarantee you one thing, I don’t care what happens. I’m staying with the electric, I’m not getting over with it. So I tell that story. And the fake news they go, he told this crazy story with electric. It’s actually not crazy. It’s sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it’s like the snake, it’s a smart when you, you figure what you’re leaving in, right? You’re bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing.”

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