Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 09, 2024

“Crank prank.”

Perhaps a rude Chinese character, that gets you expelled from every Mandarin speaking restaurant in town.

Most restaurants have signs that say No shirts, No shoes, No service.

That “fire breathing dragon” is going to get his butt kicked.

Me is never get why some peoples is ruins their body by tattoos everywhere.

He may not get what he wants. But he is getting what he deserves.

I’ve NEVER seen anyone try to eat in a restaurant, without shirt or shoes, and I’ve NEVER seen a sign warning customers to wear shirt and shoes… Although I wonder whether there’s some prohibition about women entering restaurants in St Tropez, topless…

Yesterday I received a parking fine, from Burger King, Milton Keynes, because I was parked in their car-park, for more than an hour…

I would change the first two letters in ‘KICK’!

way to haggle…

“to the victor belong the spoils”

I contemplated a tat once. Could notdecide what I wanted to say for the rest of my life, I couldn’t even decide on what I want to say on a t-shirt.

Yer gettin’ whatcha paid for, my man!!

Now THAT is funny!

Ha! Good one! How much research did you have to do to draw this one?

Best not to argue with your tattoo artist, you may have regerts.

Love it, Mike!

Don’t poke the bear. Never wrestle with a pig. Be careful what you ask for…..

Funny how any mention or reference even to tattoos brings out the haters. To each their own, I say. To be sure, I have seen some awful tattoos out there, but I have also seen some beautiful ones as well. And people get tattoos for a variety of reasons: aesthetic, cultural, to hide or mark a tragedy in their lives, etc… but people can be rather myopic, can’t they? Bring up anything they are unfamiliar with or used to, and some can get down right incredulous and filled with condemnation.

I spent 8 years active duty in the Navy and not a single tattoo…came close, tho..

What kind of moron would try to bargain with a tattoo artist?!? It could never end well …