Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 03, 2024

“Ironic oxidation.”

Judging by your car, it seems to be contagious.

Is that a Toyota Corrosion?

That’s what he thinks.

This probably didn’t happen in Arizona.

Russell Bucket

Here in northernmost Maine, there are a lot of people that could call their car or truck Rusty.

The little green bag is a nice touch. As he leaves, toss it in the back seat cause the car’s already a piece of poop.

Maybe you should spell it Rusti!!!!

rust never sleeps…

Isn’t that special?!

It’s been a long time since Rusty dated. Rusty is a little rusty at picking up a date. Driving Rusty’s rusty rust-mobile probably doesn’t help.

The roof and one of the dice have already completely rusted away.

(Fill in rust belt state) cancer.

Um, but… never mind!

Even doggie is no wants to mark rust car.

I can see through his false narrative…

Sure. That’s why…

remember those days of rusted out cars? never see that much anymore.

Yeah I had a ’72 Vega, too. Then an ’82 Civic that had rust starting around the trim after only a year.

Aren’t you supposed to have two dice hanging from the rear view mirror? :)

Funny how his nickname changed when he got a new car.

Oxidation is the reason he has rust issues.

He’s also known as ‘Rattletrap Rusty’.

“And not because my feet are sticking through the floorboards.”

Cheese grater express. He thinks he’s real Gouda, but chicks like her are feta up with him cuttin’ the cheese.

Rust & Smoke, the AC’s broke, the door just blew away.

Yes, the hair, sure…