F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 29, 2024

Do evolutionists believe we evolved from all mammals?

If THEY don’t like you being a cat, tell your school you believe you’re a cat. The school might report THEM to the authorities who might take you away from THEM. But one day, you’ll find you’re 18, and that no one wants to pay you a good salary for being a CAT! “Furries!!??” What’s happening to our country when ANY adult can support his crap?

Perhaps they would just prefer you not use the litter box, anymore.

Mind your pronouns! And keep the lid down.

Congratulations kid!

Who else still remembers that “cat lawyer” video?

My only regret is that I have but one life to lose

instead of nine

“You mean I’m gonna stay this color?”

Kid, as a cat, you’d have to eat cat food…BLECH!!!

Mister Carrillo’s cats are SO cute.

Boy has a touch of the Psycho-Lycanthropy Trans-Specie Delusion Disorder. Cat, not wolf in his case, but psycho-lycanthropy refers to the delusion of being predatory animals in general, as psycho zoanthropy refers to the delusion of being a non predatory animal.

That was me at 5 years of age. I desperately tried to become a cat. Alas, it did not work.

I’m truly sorry, kid.

I’ve heard of people who “identify” as some type of animal. Fine, but remember – you’re not allowed in most public places, and if you make a mess on the floor, your person better clean it up.

If you identify as a cat, then you are a cat. Isn’t that how it works?