Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 29, 2024

“Old age sure ain’t for sissies.” Ruth S. Hain

Yes, he has. Just.

A detour through the canal perhaps?

getting old Andy …. next time skip the game and head to the pub (oh but wait … no one would be there to pay …. hmm then I guess you need to ask for some dragging around to get in time)

Too bad, so sad! And 8-0 is an improvement?? Maybe if Capp was kicked out for good, the team might win a game or two!

“You can’t win if you don’t score” – Old proverb from Hattrick.org

I was trying to recall the names of the elderly ladies boyfriends joke. One was Ben Gay, and one was Arthur Ritis? Supposed to be four.

Ang’ on Mate, he’s made it afterall.

It’s amazing that Andy is increasingly likely to last through a match rather than being sent off and going straight to the pub.

I lost my pace about ten years ago, and I never found it again.

Andy had to stopped to get liquid oxygen by guzzling two pints. Chalkie should have pushed him along with the old wheelbarrow.

Knowing Andy’s pugilistic tendencies, it’s likely that most matches are played with 10 men for at least a half.

But Andy was still able to miss H-I-S round.

Andy is the last man to leave the field after a loss…he is a gamer……

I don’t understand why. I doubt that he played the whole game after being red carded, so he had plenty of time to get to the pub.

Don’t know why he’d run with duck lips

Smacking around the opposing team must really take the wind out of him.

Andy may be losing his pace at most things… But being late for pub opening and late for someone else buying… Never, never, never!!!

Andy arrives ! The call of the Pint

Big mouth Andy has made it in time for Murray’s round

Big mouth Andy has made it in time for Murray’s round.