Admittedly, Andy does have good qualifications and quite a bit of experience for that position from caging free pints from the blokes at The Rose and Crown as well as using his physical motivation to win over opposing players on the pitch. Andy is a regular Zig Ziegler, he is.
I won’t mention his name ( for fear of being sued ) but I knew an individual, who became well-known as a motivational speaker. He took up that career because he’d quit or got fired from every job he’d ever had.
I was one of several bosses who’d fired him because he was lazy and had sticky fingers.
Preachers, pitchmen, and motivational speakers are the perfect occupations for con artists.
Andy Capp became popular at a time when socialism in the U.K. had reached a peak. The economy was down and “being on the dole” was just another lifestyle choice. Andy never got out of that mental state.
seanfear 5 days ago
you lost me at “positive” honestly
Imagine 5 days ago
To think Andy could be a motivational speaker is like thinking a cat could fly.
platinumboy7 5 days ago
Now this job has potential for humor. The most demotivated man encourages others to be motivated.
jpsomebody 5 days ago
He consistently motivates others to by him pints.
snsurone76 5 days ago
You lost him at “Ah”!
Calvinist1966 5 days ago
You need the patience of Job to handle Andy.
markkahler52 5 days ago
Nothing positive in it for Andy!
Sïr Sårçåsm SHÅDDÜP 5 days ago
He was lost before he even entered the building…. He was looking for the pub next door ;-)
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 days ago
Admittedly, Andy does have good qualifications and quite a bit of experience for that position from caging free pints from the blokes at The Rose and Crown as well as using his physical motivation to win over opposing players on the pitch. Andy is a regular Zig Ziegler, he is.
asavage8654 5 days ago
Motivating all men on cadging, drinking, gambling, and napping. All hail CAPP
CorkLock 5 days ago
Andy was puzzled – Do you know “who” you’re talking too? Job?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 days ago
The one word thar escapes his memory……..
countoftowergrove 5 days ago
Motivational speaker, aka, grifter, aka mooch.
teachteed23 5 days ago
Donno — Capp does a pretty good job at motivating Flo to stay working and supporting him. Might be a good fit.
michael3114 4 days ago
If Motivational speaking means motivating people to buy him beers, then he’s a shoe in.
Linguist 4 days ago
I won’t mention his name ( for fear of being sued ) but I knew an individual, who became well-known as a motivational speaker. He took up that career because he’d quit or got fired from every job he’d ever had.
I was one of several bosses who’d fired him because he was lazy and had sticky fingers.
Preachers, pitchmen, and motivational speakers are the perfect occupations for con artists.
LONNYMARQUEZ 4 days ago
only if the topic is beer
rbullfogg 4 days ago
This guy should say, “work or no stipends!”
cuzinron47 4 days ago
He has a job avoiding work, and he gets paid for it.
anncorr339 4 days ago
Face Andy has been a mooch of the state his whole life
Dragoncat 4 days ago
If anything, he could teach people how he cadges for free beer, so the people will know how NOT to do it.
tad1 4 days ago
What positive energy?
eddi-TBH 4 days ago
He motivates people to stay far away from him.
mistercatworks 4 days ago
Andy Capp became popular at a time when socialism in the U.K. had reached a peak. The economy was down and “being on the dole” was just another lifestyle choice. Andy never got out of that mental state.