Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 06, 2024

Floats?

Norman ain’t taking no chances of drowning

Remember when Norm was a lifeguard? Now we find out he needs noodles to stay afloat.

Hey! With all the videos showing uses for pool noodles, you can also use them in the … pool?!? Why am I just finding THIS out?

When did they get the in ground pool? Will they still have it tomorrow or back to the inflated one?

I’m feeling a sudden aversion to noodle soup and I’m pretty sure why.

Looks more like turkey soup to me.

Mmm… I have a can of that in my pantry!

That’s all Mr. Fatso thinks of is food.

Seems like Norm gets dumber and dumber the older he gets.

I can understand the chicken part.

She should buy stock in Campbell’s.