Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 26, 2024

There’s no place like home.

It thought Broomie was the Wicked Witch of the East. Probably because Broomie zapped it once too often.

That could have been part of the delivery: accomplishing two tasks (killing two “birds”) with one delivery box (“stone”).

At least it wasn´t a house.

Better to stick with good ol’ UPS.

Another anvil from ACME.

Broomie only ordered ONE pair of ruby slippers!

drones were a conception from the Flintstones with pterodactyls.

What’s worse is the package was supposed to go to a D. Gale in Kansas!

Oh, I wouldn’t be to sure about that. If you look at the label, the return address is shows the package coming from Dorthy Gale, from somewhere in Kansas.

Delivered by Dorothy INC…

Ding dong, the…oh, too soon?

Acmezon.

And to add insult to injury, that wasn’t what she ordered.

Hope Hilda has medical coverage! Or a burial plot…….

Their aim looks perfect to me.

Dibs on the shoes!

They released Broomie’s tombstone with pinpoint accuracy. Ok, the flower vase is missing!

Since it’s not domestic politics, I feel somewhat safe to write what’s Putin’s home delivery address?

I have a feeling Broomie’s not in Kansas anymore. if she ever was.

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Quadruplet waiters?