Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 02, 2024

He must be one of tRump’s relatives!

Norm Crosby made a whole career out of that.

My favorite spoonerism* was a live radio spot, “for the breast in bed” (best in bread).

*Named for the Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844–1930), who was allegedly susceptible to this mistake.

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flat Who ?

He’s fluent at praising gas and at expelling a lot of hot air.

But, he’s a six handicap.

Not necessarily wrong. Perhaps an unfortunate choice.

He’s giving them the straight poop.

Blew his listeners away.

Well, what a coincidence

There was the announcer for a horse race who eventually cracked up as the horse named “hoof hearted” started taking the lead. As he said the name repeatedly and quickly, he realized what it sounded like a started laughing.

Ah, the close relative of Frank & Ernest’s “Malaprop Man”.

Flabby gassed.

I am flatulent in seven languages.

Now in this case, he is most accurate! Full of gas!

EPISODE 2: The announcement.

“I accept the annihilation for vice president”.

Another Harry Bliss / Steve Martin collab!

Maybe he knows he is an old gas bag.

And poised for a left-cheek sneak!

Le Petomane…the origin story.

Well when you are full of It you’re bound to have flatulence