Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 03, 2024

What?? When he ends his sentences with N’yuk, N’yuk????

It’s called talking.

Ow I’ll do that thing that’s called walking away.

Mansplaining the correct way to pick up dog waste?

“Stupid is as Stupid Does.” (Still, kinda’ rude tho.)

And what makes you sound smart ?

Good one

We had one that was like a radio call “say again, you’re coming in broken and stupid”

Then do that thing where you ignore me …..

Blame it on his mother.

Spontaneously waxing poetic about the park, the pooch and a precious companion?

He talked about something other than her.

Pontificating about the inconsequential.

If this is the same couple, why haven’t they divorced yet?

At least she didn’t say, “I’m sorry to interrupt yet again…”

This was just mean.

Sometimes you shouldn’t say anything and hope that he will just stop on his own. Other times you just have to say something – otherwise he may never stop.

Anya and Zander, he’s the only one who would make the effort to love an ex ‘demon’.

So he shuts up. Then she complains “you never talk to me”.

Love the happy tail.

“Right, this is where you do that ‘rude thing’ and I leave you for a barista.”

This “relationship” is doomed.

I love this. What a wonderful internet hand that phrase would make. “@ sorry to interrupt but…” A little long perhaps but I’ve seen longer.