Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 05, 2024

Bad example. This guy means what he says.

My mother-in-law thought that was something published by Larry Flynt…..

Or, maybe get a Penile Implant.

LOL!

That’s a small thought.

Every editor’s nightmare.

Malaprop man?

Not necessarily untrue. Too much thinking with the little head.

Its according to what the new penile code is – it could help.

While learning Queens English before American English they don’t mix a and i up in either; maybe he wants them to erect a statue to get the point across

LOL!

Reminiscent of the courtroom scene in “Kentucky Fried Movie” (1977, written by Abrahams, Zucker and Zucker), the prosecutor questions a reluctant witness, “Young lady, are you familiar with the penal codes of this state?!”, while waving a replica anatomical object in her face. Search for it, punsters, have a ball.

I know some people use the wrong spelling of “you’re” when they speak and it bothers me that I can’t correct them.

He’s being redickulas.

Norm Crosby’s son?

Tough code to break.

Steve Martin zany overpowering incredible artistry.

Louisiana has a new code requiring chemical castration for certain criminals, just saying.

This reminds me of the innumerable times I typed pubic instead of public while writing formal work emails like “We are working together with Pubic Safety to address students’ concerns.” I had to proofread my drafts for that typo especially, and AFAIK I never let one slip through.

Sounds like a wiener to me!

I used to introduce a prison folk song with “Here’s a tune about penal servitude that has nothing to do with the feminist movement.” I know, the gag was crass and tasteless.

You have been sentenced, by a jury of your peers, to a penile colony—OF CRABS!

Could he also have meant “to implement” a new penile code? "Implant seems an odd word to use assuming he actually meant “penal” code.

Like implementing stiff sentences.

He was so close to the right word, too. Nicely done.

Is it wrong that I read that in Emily Litella’s voice

Wow, that brings back memories of when I was a young commercial photographer and one of our biggest clients manufactured implantable medical devices. I had to document their “torture testing” of their competitor’s penile implants. The failure scenario pics were truly cringe worthy.

People accuse me of pronouncing words wrong! Oh Oh

I don’t know. Most criminals are d1ckhead5