Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 02, 2024

In panel 4 he says, “Dismissed,” and runs out the back.

He’s training politicians…

Don’t look a grift horse in the mouth.

Okay, but nobody is hiring middle aged men to act in phone sex lines.

Otherwise known as how to buy politicians legally, the 2nd is on visiting “scholar” positions.

Money, it’s a hit…

easy if you’re a horse

I would pay money to hear a horse talk.

not working Horace… :P

The key is to get your speaker’s fee up front.

True, true… as always! But next time, don’t tip ‘em off with the evil grin, Horace!

Not gonna make much that way, Horace.

Anyone with an ounce of common sense would realize someone who knew such secrets would a) be too wealthy to be giving seminars to make a living and b) not foolish enough to enable competitors.

Judging by his grin it’s a prepaid speech

Horace is having a horse laugh at their expense.

Soupy Sales ???

Worst temp job ever was manning the registry/merch table at one of these, in a sectioned off windowless hotel “ballroom,” watching the guy’s high-pressure “employee relations” spiel and observing his greed as soon as he stepped off the podium.