Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 28, 2024

Another great name for a business

OK, before anyone asks…back before there was elastic in socks, men would wear garters around their calves that had little button like things that snapped on their socks. This would keep them from falling down around their feet. Nobody has worn them since the 1940s, so why is Ralph? Where would he even buy them?

No longer the shape he was in during his wrestling years, eh?

You’re scaring away the cus … everyone.

If he keeps doing that, he’s gonna ralph.

His bod is anything BUT ahsome

Eating to the oldies!

Yeah my gym closed when i refused to stop working out in front of their window

There is as small gym across the street from a popular fast food place in my neighborhood. It has a huge banner out front that has a giant depiction of Jesus saying; “Keep eating fast food and I’ll be seeing you soon!” It’s both kind of funny and kind of odd.

Gym name not as good as the bowling alley names a couple of weeks ago. Then again, the focus of the gag isn’t on the name.

In fact work out outside the window.

Ralph still flexible?

They were really handy things, especially when the elastic got stretched out too much. There days, I wish I could find my father’s old set!