Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 01, 2024

Nothing worse than a lippy steed…

It’s all true, and your ‘Stubborn Man’ phase led to this, Master Knuckles!(You know, when the Hard Nerds ‘rebooted’ you for family reasons).

Talking doggie not become talking horsie eh.

When a horse cusses you out, you have to listen!

Hate to break it to you Rip, but Hazy’s proof that Breezy is no longer a maiden.

Yes, uber Macho Rip. It’s all true. And, “mighty steed,” no additional comments are needed from the peanut gallery.

Ka-hurf to that. :)

“Who do you think I am, Mr. Ed?”

Oh, great, now he thinks he’s “Lassie’s” father. :)

KA-SALTY BEAST!

Well, at least Rip still understands TNT in horse form. (And he’s right about Breezy being beautiful.)

Hurf…..you forgot that I’m a dog named TNT, giggle master!!!

And he can still communicate with animals.

Eliza Thornberry, you have some serious competition, here.

No matter his form, TNT is a snarky beast.