Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 16, 2024

Just shut up for a little, it will come back to you…..

He made Shoe lose his cigar!

His name must be Matt Foley.

Have a few more beers, drunks have all kinds of idiotic ideas and can rant until they sober up

“… in a van, down by the river…”

Forget your troubles, c’mon be happy.

And he lives in a van down by the river!

Somebody get him the number for Pagliacci.

I asked a motivational speaker if he could help me jump-start my car.

He said, “You’re in luck, I can also give your battery a positive charge!

What did the motivational speaker say to the car mechanic?

“Your job is to encourage cars to keep running!”

I became a motivational speaker so I could always have the last word.

The motivational speaker never had a lazy day at work because he always turned off the snooze button on his alarm clock.

I started a motivation workshop where participants paint pictures of their dreams.

It’s called “Brushstrokes of Encouragement!

The motivational speaker made a living by encouraging people to buy bigger houses.

I guess you could say he was a real estate catalyst!

It (feeling unmotivated and/or hating your job) can happen to anyone.

bummer

Must not be selling any books.

The motivation to eat can be a strong driving force.

He’s ready for a career change to demotivational speaker.

It seems you have to be motivated to motivate!

Shoe’s got a “Seriously?!?!” look on his face.

I’m not waiting until Perfesser’s DeSoto. See today’s Middletons.

That’s not good. Maybe some corporation can hire him to convince the laid off employees it’s not that bad. Nobody in the room will be motivated. Unless there’s a buffet.

I know two people (one relative and one next door neighbor who were flops personally but became “life coaches”.