The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 02, 2024

what a cheeky guy

That guy will not be able to sit for a long, long time.

She’ll want to sleep facedown now.

Blown all out of proportion!

After the liposuction transfer to her forehead, she’ll look like a Ferengi from “Star Trek”.

If this would work many could be their own donor.

It’s buttocks.

The unfortunate lady might become the butt of cruel personal jokes. For instance, if she asked for a ‘match,’ some one could reply, “How about my a— and your face?!” [old joke]

Uh…? Could you inject a few brain cells while you’re at it?

I see the one guy has southern exposure!

I can see why he’s confused. He thought he was on a booty call.

The guy next to her has something plugged into his buttocks, transfusion perhaps

A grown-up Beavis needed a new Butthead to be his life partner, so he decided to create one.

“Uh … No … butt the man on the other table is donating to the procedure.”

I’m guessing he’s not a doctor, and he thought it was supposed to be "buttocks "? Not very clear on the joke. The “doctor?” In his bubble is throwing me off.

We have a friend who has had so much Botox that the last time we saw her, we couldn’t help but stare. It was like an accident that you can’t look away from.

New definition of “butt checks.”

That gives a whole new meaning to “rebutt”, er…

Well I know where I’m taking my wrinkly old a** next!

Maybe she went to one of those “clinics” in Mexico?

He’s not a doctor, then what is he? That isn’t Botox in the syringe, then what is it? She should have bern suspicious when she saw there a man in the same room with her, on his stomach, with his pants down, with an IV in his butt.

And your wrinkles will disappear, leaving your forehead as soft as a baby bottom.

His ar$e I will.

Not trying to be cheeky, butt those are mighty smooth.

After this transfusion, she will be wiping her face with Charmin.

If the office has a sign on the wall with a big “MD” on it, make sure that the “M” isn’t followed in tiny letters by “ight be a”.

WTH is she?

I’ve heard of Buns of Steel, but not stealing someone’s buns!

This clever ’toon is, at least, mildly disturbing.

I hope his name is not Frankenstein.

to inject her would take cheek…

I don’t get it.