Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 10, 2024

They just don’t care.

I’m clicker training my cats. It does work!

My Cat! My Master! I want no other !!

My cat sits on command and plays fetch with her favorite ball.

Look at the pot calling the kettle black.

Norm has never understood ANYTHING

Norman is the epitome of idiot

our cats are trained, I open the refrigerator door for something and they come running for a treat

We hear you, we just choose to ignore you.

When I tell a cat to do whatever it wants, it always obeys me.

Looks like the cat has junping fleas in both frames. Don’t want it close to me.

Our cat is trained – I say treat and it runs to the kitchen and waits for me to get it.

My cats understood commands. Sometimes they would sit with just an hours delay. Lie down and play dead didn’t even need a command. They were smart.

I trained my cat to attack , when I said attack she ran to the sidewalk to stare at people walking by

Never confuse intelligence with obedience.

MY BIRTHDAYS TOMMOROW

If you toss a ball, dogs will fetch it. Cats know that if you threw the ball you obviously didn’t want it.

Cats are cool!

I make my kitty sing for her supper.Me: SpeakKitty: MeowMe: When you wanna eat?Kitty: NOWWWWW!!!She understands a lot actually. If I ask her if she’s hungry, she’ll just about get whiplash turning her head towards me. If I threaten to pick her up (which she usually does not like), she’ll take off and hide. If I ask her if she’s going to behave herself while I’m out, I get an uncertain sounding meow from her.