Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 11, 2024

I like a pet with personality and most cats have plenty of it! Unfortunately they don’t work out in my household so I keep dachshunds instead! They’re stinkers: stubborn, irreverent, mischievous… and the most loyal loving dogs I’ve ever had the pleasure to call my own

To cats, people are pets!

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Hank Williams Jr.: “I’m against cats in the house.”

Don’t feel bad about that, Ralph……..you don’t understand ANYTHING. Also, hey is the first part of my exe’s breakfast.

And you’d be amazed how destructive our ignoring can be.

When I watch Antiques Roadshow, and I see beautiful furniture 50 or 100 or 200 years old, I think “those people never had pets”

WOW! A new set of violin strings just appeared.

And you’ll ignore us when we do.

Dolly in Family Circus couldn’t understand why the cat wasn’t eating what she fed him. She assumed it was saying grace. You go right ahead and believe that.

I guess it really is that simple!

Yet another reason to outlaw domestic cats