Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 01, 2024

At least the logo wasn’t hurt. Even if it does look a little sad.

upside down AND backwards

musta been one helluva wreck

By examining the direction of the swoop, I have determined that something may have gone wrong.

This happens every time I order something from them. All my fault, sorry.

My wife thinks that logo is a dick

Somebody’s packages……gonna be late and later!!!!!!!!

A curved one……

Maybe Jeff Bezos had Peyronie’s disease?

Just don’t do it. :)

Imagine it full of 75,000 pounds of burning lithium-ion batteries and blocking I-15 in California. It took most of two days just to get it off the roadway.

Happened last Friday in 109-degree heat.

Flaccid mode of delivery. ‘Thank you for your patience while we work to correct the problem.’

The load of inverters turned on all at once.

How is a truck wreck supposed to be funny?

I got an Amazon bag with the label (and therefore the swoop) upside down, so I printed a picture of a comic book, glued it to the bag, and shared a picture of it with some of my friends… the comic was Sad Sack.

It is just a smile upside down now!

❝ it takes 43 muscles to flip an amazon truck❟ but only 17 ⠄⠄⠄❞