Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 06, 2024

Google “sushi pizza”—images.

If you dare!

I hate sushi, so I won’t dare.

The logic is impecc … uh … bull … — illogical.

What do you mean snacks don’t grow on trees? The seeds of the carob tree taste like chocolate. They also say that money doesn’t grow on trees, but I have a money tree in my living room. Don’t believe me? Just google “Crassula ovata”.

RJ has what we would call, an active imagination.

If that were my fridge they’re raiding, I’d be heading for the hedge with a BB gun.

So… who has the crazier explanations… RJ, Lucy van Pelt or Calvin’s dad?