Monty by Jim Meddick for July 09, 2024

Guess that’s a battery-powered blow dryer. Since they typically draw 1500 watts, the battery will probably last 45 seconds…

There are theme parks where the “river” is shaped like a donut and you can go around it multiple times. The current is supplied by pumps.

Let’s hope he gets swept downstream.

I’m reminded of Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown.

He looks a little rainbowy in that swim gear.

He’s up to #23 on his list? What’s he gonna do on Day #2?

Like his full body suit.

He should have worn plastic pants. :)

Everything’s battery powered these days!

“Whip this river up, Sedwick. It’s too lazy.”

I will fall off my chair if something bites his posterior

I guess that blow drying beats wiping his a$$. :)

I will never get the picture of that scene out of my mind…..

Y’all might want to search for cordless hair dryer. There are a lot of them, some quite cheap.

Good show Jarvis

Under current weather conditions, a cold, damp butt would be ideal. A cold, wet me would one step short of Heaven. BRB gotta turn on the shower.