Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 28, 2024

You’re dead meat now!!!

Might try wiping it off on something handy…like a home owner with lousy lawn care.

I’ll just wipe it off on you!!!

Compared to all the hazardous chemicals the monster comes in contact with while destroying cities/towns/villages ???

It’s gonna take an ocean of calamine lotion.

While you’re down there, shorty, trim my toenails. :)

probably not the worst calamity he’s ever encountered… ☺

Looks like an excerpt from the sequel Ordinary Homeowner Meets Godzilla. Not hard to figure out how this one’s going to end.

Infamous last words….