Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 15, 2024

I’d like a bit more built in butt-padding. Not a whole lot, but enough to sit on solid chairs or benches more comfortably.

Or you need longer legs.

You need an ESC key.

Holly, Alix is just being honest (true, it is with her own ‘warped’ sense of humor—to get ’your goat") ! ! !

And Holly, it’s not like you’ve never said anything like these comments to Alix!

Has anyone ever told themselves, “don’t say it…don’t say it”. And BAM! You say it.

If you’re not prepared for the answer, don’t ask the question!

Quit asking stupid questions.

This reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield joke:

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”

Or a rewind button.

You can tell this is a comic from the nineties because bubble butt is a compliment now

Be sure to engage brain before putting mouth in gear

Ha! Bubble butt is exactly what my little sister used to taunt me with.

Love it! Thanks, Ms Eliot, for a really good laugh. Hey, Alix, don’t worry about it. Having a smart mouth is just how little sisters get their exercise.