Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 21, 2024

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    Lucy Rudy  about 7 hours ago

    That’s why I’m done before Thanksgiving. I only go to smaller grocery stores in December that don’t sell much more than food.

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    'IndyMan'  about 3 hours ago

    I agree, by the time, you’ve heard ‘Silver Bells’ (or any other carol) sung by 20 different artists repeatedly for a month and a half BEFORE the actual day, it is enough to put you into the local ‘rubber room’ ! ! ! !

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    flodnak  about 3 hours ago

    Back when I was in college, I worked part-time at a fast food chain named for a famous actor/country singer. Usually the sound system played instrumental versions of country classics, which was fine. But at Christmas we had to stick to just one tape playing badly “country-styled” versions of Christmas carols. Fake Southern accents, too much vibrato, steel guitars all over the place. On a ninety minute loop. For six weeks. I got REALLY good at tuning it out. And that means I can tune out background music basically anywhere now. Feels like a superpower.

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    crabbyred  about 2 hours ago

    Mom warned her about the music.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    A local supermarket used to have a gumball machine that had a rooster that constantly crowed. It would drive me crazy waiting in line. I asked the checkout person how they could stand it. They said they got used to it and didn’t hear it after a while. Whoever came up with it was a sadist.

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