yes, humpty dumpty did fall off that wall
but who was liable for humpty’s fall?
‘negligence!’ was the cry as he passed away,
the owners of the wall will be made to pay
Humpty dumped me. It was just last fall,
and my love life hit the proverbial wall.
Neither men nor horses could make me well.
and my life’s become an empty shell.
To other eggs, I became a joke.
A stinkin’, lousy, rancid yoke.
None knew the shame of being dumped.
Being thrown away after being humped.
Though I was one cell, not even human,
I still felt the pain inside my albumen.
Pity me not, it’s to no avail,
Tis all nothing more than a fairy tale.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Keep your sunny side up.
McGehee almost 15 years ago
It’s a lie! The fall didn’t kill him, it just left him a little scrambled.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
yes, humpty dumpty did fall off that wall but who was liable for humpty’s fall? ‘negligence!’ was the cry as he passed away, the owners of the wall will be made to pay
Smiley Rmom almost 15 years ago
Humpty was pushed.
eardroppings almost 15 years ago
Humpty dumped me. It was just last fall, and my love life hit the proverbial wall. Neither men nor horses could make me well. and my life’s become an empty shell.
To other eggs, I became a joke. A stinkin’, lousy, rancid yoke. None knew the shame of being dumped. Being thrown away after being humped.
Though I was one cell, not even human, I still felt the pain inside my albumen. Pity me not, it’s to no avail, Tis all nothing more than a fairy tale.
Ronshua almost 15 years ago
All in all Humpty was a very good egg , a little green Tabasco maybe .
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
What a yolk! I’m cracking up.