Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for July 04, 2024

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    Oh Really?  3 months ago

    Maybe start with ice cold cash tossed with traveler checks ?

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    Kevin Roth Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is that mtj’s date? Here’s a thought – give wait staff a livable wage!

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    leonardonyc  3 months ago

    $800?!! At a restaurant?!! May I have the name of this establishment please!

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    sandflea  3 months ago

    I would have suggested a hot dog.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh that’s nothing. Back in 2000 at Balthazar’s in New York a couple ordered an $18 bottle of Pinot Noir while at another table 4 people ordered a $2000 bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1989. Both bottles were decanted and the servers mixed the two bottles up giving the young couple the $2000 bottle of wine.

    Balthazar’s ate the cost of the mixup charging both parties $18 for their bottles of wine.

    Not to be topped Hawksmoor, a steak house in Manchester England, accidentally gave diners a bottle of Château le Pin Pomerol 2001 $5681 (£4,500) when they had actually ordered Château Pichon Longueville Comtesse de Lalande 2001 $325 (£260).

    After realizing the mistake they published this: “To the customer who accidentally got given a bottle of Chateau le Pin Pomerol 2001, which is £4500 on our menu, last night – hope you enjoyed your evening! To the member of staff who accidentally gave it away, chin up! One-off mistakes happen and we love you anyway.”

    The generosity of Hawksmoor brought in far more business than the expensive mistake cost.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 3 months ago

    Many years ago, there was a restaurant in our area (actually part of a truck stop) where the owner was told by the local licensing board that, in order to get a restaurant license he had to serve alcoholic beverages. This man was vehemently against serving alcohol (liability issues, I believe). So, he brought in a bottle of wine, slapped a $500 price tag on it, and displayed it above the cash register. Needless to say that wine was never opened.

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