Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 25, 2024

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m with Mitty on this one.

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    Sue Ellen  5 months ago

    I used to have a neighbor with an alcohol problem. When he’d get sloshed, he’d start up his lawn mower in the middle of the night and try to mow his cement driveway and the road in front of his house.

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    Red Bird  5 months ago

    Oh, yuck! She’s gonna have to start going by Stinky Patty.

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    cat19632001  5 months ago

    We know you’d never actually read one of those trashy gossip tabloids, Mittens.

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    cat19632001  5 months ago

    Did Drunk Patty still have her tube top and Daisy Dukes on at the time?

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    SusieB  5 months ago

    Even for Drunk Patty this is a very low bar. Maybe she should open a place called The Low Bar

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    stairsteppublishing  5 months ago

    She is called Drunk Patty for a reason.

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    lanainutahdesert  5 months ago

    Wait. What?! Where did D.P. and the F.H. take their bath?

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Good one, Mittens.

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Picking up dog habits of hair drying. I tried that “shaking the head to assist trying thing” – ONCE. Such a headache. If you notice the dog’s head barely moves when they do that body shake.

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    Mountaingreenery  5 months ago

    At least she was indoors this time, and not bathing in a barrel in the yard.

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