Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 08, 2024

Ecstatic to be away from her “savage” behaviors.

The lucky ones were never found.

Would you consider taking one as a rescue?

Or just take your pick.

It’s a jungle out there, men.

Do you have any rich and handsome ones?

Dr. Livingston, I presume?

Describe him?…well he’s lost.

‘Well, he looks fairly normal and seems harmless enough…but you can never really be sure. He should answer to ‘’Mike’’. If that doesn’t work, try ‘’Mr. Baldwin’’.

Well… he was behind an elephant ear… the plant kind, not the animal… and he had apparently lost his comb. Stuff like that.

It doesn’t matter, they all look alike

Most men are lost. In one way or another.

Doesn’t look like any of the ones she has are keepers. Check elsewhere, maybe.

“It’s the stupid looking one there in the back! … sorry, I guess I should be more specific!”

She should have had a microchip implanted in him.

“Well, unprepared…brought no water, no food, inadequate clothing…and a kind of idiotic look about him.”

“You’re going to have to be a little more specific…”

When in roam…

….and there is a “finder’s fee”!!!!!!

This is a good time to look for an upgrade…

…maybe see if you have replacement coverage on your insurance?

He’s balding, short, 30 pounds overweight, a unibrow, has a cheesy moustache… you know what, never mind!

What happened to the lady’s body from below the right arm down (and is her sleeve so long it covers her right hand)? And that guy to the far left in that Lost and Found booth — he is wearing something over his shoulders made out of material that is the same color as the lady’s dress (or is that garment she’s wearing a coat?). Is this some sort of clue for us, the readers?

“Never mind. They all look so happy.”

She’s just there to make sure he’s lost.

Have they been spayed or neutered?

HARFHAHAHA