Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 12, 2024

She just “barged” in on him.

No beach umbrella needed.

Until someone tries to return her to the ocean.

He has more crushing concerns

Total eclipse.

I guess that’s one of the benefits of being insensitive. Someone always want to “throw shade” on you.

Total Eclipse brand!

This strip reminds me of an old Smiths song: “Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others”.

Mt. Shade…

I wanna see the sun

Blotted out from the sky

I wanna see it painted black

MP Jagger / M Jagger / K Richards

Ahhhh. Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer

Red sails in the sunset … way out on the sea!

Total eclipse…

No signal for the phone either!!!!!!!

He went to the Dark Side!

He isn’t insensitive, he’s opportunistic.

A wide range of coverage. :)

I would be weary of harpoons coming my way if l were him….

To Quote Williams and Ree……….

I love fat women

Their warm in the winter and shady in the summer un-huh

If you lay down beside em

You automatically roll towards em

So getting together is never a problem you see.

I love fat women

If you get one with tattoos

You have moving pictures.

It’s so great to go to the Drive-in

And we never have to leave our house.

(Full song on youtube, “Williams and Red I love Fat Women”)

I didn’t know Omar the Tent Maker branched out

Fortunately, his insensitivity extends to personal appearance.

Clearly on an American beach.

Don’t rub it in!

Until she lays back to catch some rays [squish].

If she had beans for dinner, he’s a goner.

a shady character

He always has a whale of a time.

He’s got it made in the shade.

He’s living off the fat of the land.

SPF #350

Can you move a little to the left, I’m getting burned there.