Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 14, 2024

“Hypocritical oaf."

I hope one of those rhymes is “baloney!”

Acrimony…

We’re counting on the alimony

So get well soon

And get back on that pony!

card shark…

Do they still do alimony? I’ve never been privileged to have a divorce, so I don’t know. Well, there was the breakup during the engagement, but all I had to pay for was the ring, which she kept. I was fine with that as she had begun to fart all the time, loud and stinky. I guess I made her very comfortable or whatever. It’s been suggest that she did that whole thing on purpose to harvest a nice diamond ring off me. That suggestion made me wonder if she’d since done it to others. I do not know as I moved several states away from her.. upwind.

Definitely…..“cornered”!!!!!

She was always such a phony, full of baloney

Her demeanour angelish, but true nature demony

Steenky Goldiggerlocks is only after your money…

..And also after your furnitures, porridge, pizza and macaroni

Yes this be a authentic testimony

All she wanting is to extracting alimony.

I’m at a different place from this guy. Truth be known, my estranged wife would be a lot better off with me deceased. I don’t think I’d be getting a get-well card!:-)

Including phoney……

I got a girl named Bony Moroni

She can’t wait ‘til she gets my alimony.

Faking an illness, what a phony.

My bf’s ex sold off all his stuff while he was on life support. Problem is he didn’t die and she now is dining at HM’s pleasure.

Remember the Alimo-ny!

Thats a great one, Mike!

It’s nice to see how he is always at the center of her thoughts.

Maybe he has Peyronie.