Nice vanity plate, tho’ it likely is the reason he was picked out. Often saw a plate stating “BEER NUT” and wondered if it got special attention around closing time.
A cop pulled me over. He came up, tapped on the window and asked “do you know why I pulled you over?” I said, “can you wait a minute until I finish this call?”
SHAKEDOWNCITY 23 days ago
Pain in the “arson”.
MeanBob Premium Member 23 days ago
No! Fire Bad!
suv2000 23 days ago
Back in the village copper
hfergus Premium Member 23 days ago
Fire bad!
Crumb creator 23 days ago
In your eyes, officer.
Imagine 23 days ago
Famous last words.
Dobie Premium Member 23 days ago
Well Officer! See, there were these villagers, and they all had torches and pitchforks, and one thing lead to another…
purepaul Premium Member 23 days ago
Nice vanity plate, tho’ it likely is the reason he was picked out. Often saw a plate stating “BEER NUT” and wondered if it got special attention around closing time.
pat sandy creator 23 days ago
things gets complicated when the cop asks for his ID…
Gent 23 days ago
In his rear. He was eats too spicy foods.
[Traveler] Premium Member 23 days ago
A cop pulled me over. He came up, tapped on the window and asked “do you know why I pulled you over?” I said, “can you wait a minute until I finish this call?”
rockyridge1977 23 days ago
That thang got a hemi ???
Zebrastripes 23 days ago
He forgot he’s got a lead foot! ☺️☺️☺️
Frank Burns Eats Worms 23 days ago
He always speeds up when he hears Edgar Winter’s “Frankenstein”.
Sun 23 days ago
You know we couldn’t get much higher.
mistercatworks 22 days ago
“Villagers. Fire. Bad.”
ekke 22 days ago
Interesting. Usually the question is posed in terms of why you are going there so fast. In this case, the fact is the fire is behind him.
the lost wizard 22 days ago
I was already charged today. :)
cuzinron47 22 days ago
Don’t get him started about fire.
Buoy 22 days ago
You want I should be Frank with you?
The Tooninator creator 22 days ago
I need to watch Young Frankenstein again!
markkahler52 22 days ago
In my pants!!
paullp Premium Member 22 days ago
“Not . . . funny . . . Officer . . .”