The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for July 17, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago

    “But it was to die for.”

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    datz cold

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    snsurone76  4 months ago

    “Death By Chocolate” is the BEST way to go—unless you’re a dog.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  4 months ago

    They sit on the same side of the table. They must be in love.

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    That seems like something he would say to her.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Loretta must have something more effective in mind.

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    bigheadx Premium Member 4 months ago

    Harsh! LOL!

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    Smeagol  4 months ago

    Hershey s****ts?

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    Ulrig  4 months ago

    Leroy! Why are you still around?

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 4 months ago

    Cherry pie a la mode with chocolate ice cream?

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    Comes with a can of Liquid Death.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    So disappear into a nice double order of “Vanilla Vanish!”

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    anncorr339  4 months ago

    Loretta sat with Leroy so Leroy would not leave her stuck with the bill

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    loretta only says that because she means it…

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    sincavage05  4 months ago

    Of course, it wasn’t baked by you.

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    I’m sure Loretta was hoping.

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