The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for July 20, 2024

It was very taxing.

woulda guessed it involved Loretta’s cooking

But instead of “The Light”, I saw a huge bill from the IRS!

Four feet facing like a barbershop quartet today! And the woman: Is she holding a cup? Taking her boyfriend’s pulse? Fixing his collar? Nice colors today, anyway….

Leroy’s the only one NOT drinking?

that’s gotta be a first!

I can get my taxes done and the only prison I’ll be in is the one I created for myself.

- Al Bundy

And in the USA after that in person audit your returns will be hand audited for 7 to 10 years after you mail or email them in and for another 7 to 10 they will be machine audited at a higher level than others. Just to be sure.

I actually had the full near-death experience. I think it should actually be called a short-term death or something else. I floated above to the surgical ceiling, heard them calling me back, saw some people up there to greet me, and then they sent me back. I was 7, and the information regarding near-death experiences was not even a “thing” in the news yet. I am also an atheist. Go figure. I still remember that experience, though. It was actually pleasant, mostly. Being called back wasn’t so great. I told my mom about it when I was a teenager and I had heard about it, and she said yes, that I had briefly died on the table, but they were able to bring me back. Way to withhold information, mom.

Another sibling couple.

Good for Leroy and the audit would have thought it was Loretta’s cooking