Strange Brew by John Deering for July 01, 2024

A concierge should have delivered his “valet” shoes.

“The lawyers are blowing smoke at each other, and our reporter will interpret the signals. The judge will release the final verdict through a special vent in the roof of the courthouse.”

Probably more interesting anyway.

I don’t want to see an interpretive dance of Trump sleeping and farting!

Can’t wait for the Chaup au Fan!

Scratches head. You can’t have a camera in the courtroom, but you can submit camera footage as evidence?

Thought he walked through a spider web.

Forgot his sketchbook AGAIN.

Must how the Supreme Court is hearing cases now.

Went the jury asked for lunch, the judge ordered hors d’oeuvres in the court.

A good fart might give Walrus Gumbo a whole new set of brains.