Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 17, 2024

Some people are just so hard to buy for.

What do you know. There are CPAP machines in unicorn design?

CPAP machines are, quoted from Wikipedia, “highly effective for managing obstructive sleep apnea.” You think that would be useful for Coach John last week?

She seems kinda tough for unicorns…

Unicorns, it’s the ideal theme for a gift for Kim!

Maybe Nate could sketch a character drawing of the two of them in a romantic setting?

I don’t get why kids Nate’s age are dating anyway. I don’t think 11 year olds should have anything to do with this kind of stuff, especially because most 11 year olds haven’t hit puberty yet. Chad is definitely one of those kids. If anyone here knows an 10-12 year old kid who has a gf/bf, I would like to know because that is certainly not a normal kid.

I know what a CPAP is and I don’t get the joke… Maybe it’s because I’m ready to start using one? :D

Is a crap machine a terlet ?

idk y but Chad having any dating knowledge justs shocks me

Why is the background color different than yesterday? It was green and now it’s sort of an orangish color

Once again, Lucky Charms. They’re Magically Delicious!

My #2 sister collects hippo stuff, I have dragons and pigs (the mundane form of the dragon).

Maybe an Unicorn pajama. Or the newest book of “Phoebe and her Unicorn” signed by Dana Simpson with a drawing of Marigold saying “Hi Kim!”.

…and don’t forget the unicorn-shaped (in 10, count ’em. TEN!! scrumptious flavors!!) gummy vitamins!!

Part 2 of the rap Nate be sipping on his pop, floating on a croc trippin like a flop dancin like a hawk, Nate be sipping on the pop, floating on a croc tripping like a flop, dancing like a hawk

GUYS, this is so much better than YurKidJuliwee!’s rap

Chad could get her this:

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You can’t go wrong with a plushie. Go with that.

Is that because she already has it?

Hey everybody. yall know the BNCW? that thing? yeah its back lol

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The only thing that would make her happier is to meet a real unicorn.

Unicorn TP? I get the point, but it hurts a bit….

I think she is way past tacky.

what are yalls thoughts on popeyes fries?

Kim’s into cosplay?

That is a lot of stuff.