Worked with a fellow once who drank a pot before work, another pot at work before lunch. Then he switched to Mountain Dew (highest caffeine content soda in the biggest bottle back then) for the afternoon. At a 15 minute break he’d smoke three cigarettes. The guy vibrated. He was the perfect target for practical jokes. The reactions were spectacular. Once, during one of his frequent bathroom trips, we put a piece of paper over the “on” light on his desk phone (inside the cover that was over the LED). Then went to another office and whispered to him. Had a ball listening to him thrash around his office looking for the ghost. Finally yelled JOHN and listened to his knees bang into his desk drawer.
Starting when I was 12 or 13 I drank coffee. I was going to Weight Watchers and it was a suggestion to drink same to keep from eating. Drank it black and unsweetened.
I kept drinking it through high school and college. Then I got a job and of course we had a coffee break at 11 am so I kept drinking it – though by then WW was long gone and the weight was back – and had brought “some friends”.
My dad – who taken over my former boss’s accounting practice and I was working for – after a couple of decades died. The remains of the accounting practice, the other employee having past away as he was much older than dad, came home with me – no more office.
My husband has never been a coffee or hot tea drinker – only iced tea. I stopped drinking coffee as it was too much to brew one cup and did not like instant – plus my stomach was no longer happy with the acid. I have not had coffee in decades – but for medical reasons I did become a tea drinker – a mug a day – sometimes more – also plain – no sweetener, no milk
seanfear 2 months ago
only 8 for tomorrow! WOW! How much is he on right now!!! This dude should be an idol!
Yakety Sax 2 months ago
Piker! I drink an entire 12 cup pot all by myself!
(Nice to see Doc Toon’s name mentioned)
mccollunsky 2 months ago
What else is in that coffee?
snsurone76 2 months ago
Doc, you serve your Nuclear Coffee in Starbucks’ cups? For shame!
markkahler52 2 months ago
No, Adam! I think you should roll with this!!
cdward 2 months ago
Yay Doc! I may need to get some of that nuclear coffee myself. My hallucination quota is way down.
Doctor Toon 2 months ago
Ever since my Nuclear Coffee gained sentience and became self replicating, it has been pretty sassy
Mountain Meg 2 months ago
I notice that when the squirrel said he found a nut, he’s pointing at Adam.
bbenoit 2 months ago
Worked with a fellow once who drank a pot before work, another pot at work before lunch. Then he switched to Mountain Dew (highest caffeine content soda in the biggest bottle back then) for the afternoon. At a 15 minute break he’d smoke three cigarettes. The guy vibrated. He was the perfect target for practical jokes. The reactions were spectacular. Once, during one of his frequent bathroom trips, we put a piece of paper over the “on” light on his desk phone (inside the cover that was over the LED). Then went to another office and whispered to him. Had a ball listening to him thrash around his office looking for the ghost. Finally yelled JOHN and listened to his knees bang into his desk drawer.
FassEddie 2 months ago
Maybe get some nice, relaxing, “hey – let’s get some pie!” weed from the dispensary? Bring it all down a notch?
Tupelodan 2 months ago
One more coffee strip and I’m gone.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 2 months ago
Huh…even the squirrel has his number……
zarilla 2 months ago
One cup a day for me, and before noon, or I don’t sleep well. How can peeps be so different?
cuzinron47 2 months ago
You’d think the nuclear coffee would enhance his writing skills. He can imagine talking squirrels, but he can’t imagine a deceit story line.
pflutke59 2 months ago
Adam must be making up for last week’s attempt to abstain from coffee.
mafastore 2 months ago
Starting when I was 12 or 13 I drank coffee. I was going to Weight Watchers and it was a suggestion to drink same to keep from eating. Drank it black and unsweetened.
I kept drinking it through high school and college. Then I got a job and of course we had a coffee break at 11 am so I kept drinking it – though by then WW was long gone and the weight was back – and had brought “some friends”.
My dad – who taken over my former boss’s accounting practice and I was working for – after a couple of decades died. The remains of the accounting practice, the other employee having past away as he was much older than dad, came home with me – no more office.
My husband has never been a coffee or hot tea drinker – only iced tea. I stopped drinking coffee as it was too much to brew one cup and did not like instant – plus my stomach was no longer happy with the acid. I have not had coffee in decades – but for medical reasons I did become a tea drinker – a mug a day – sometimes more – also plain – no sweetener, no milk