Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 27, 2024

That’s nacho problem.

Live in the moment. Until tomorrow.

Maybe you should stop investing in cheese futures.

Today’s Senryū du Jour:

All bread and no cheese

(like all hat and no cattle)

means Bull’s Hit The Fan.

While I appreciate the excellent silhouette of Milton Friedman in drag, the spurious relationship between the end times and dairy prices is a total fiction concocted by the Chicago School to blind us to the malice of consumer capitalism and constipation.

You should see the price of brindamour, if you can even find it. Those Corsicans are making a killing.

Yeah, don’t put off tomorrow what you can put off today.

…tomorrow never gets here…

…ie free beer tomorrow…

…the price of cheese does go up…

…as sure as the real Slim Shady will stand up…

…up up and away…

…uptown girls just want to have fun…

…you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares…

…so go downtown…

…so…the difference between uptown & downtown is…

…either downtown is south …

…and uptown is north…

…uptown is the new fancy pants part of town…

…and downtown is slumming it…

…Oklahoma City will soon have the tallest building in the whole U.S. of A. …

…everyone there will soon live in it…

…or its shadow…

…who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?…

…the Shadow do…

….{ sorry…

…old Cleveland Tv joke}…

…smile and say, Cheese…

…in Oklahoma City…

…the price of cheese is going up…

Again?

It is tomorrow already. I remember yesterday. This isn’t it. And yeah . . . cheese is more expensive today.

Jam tomorrow, and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Fuel & housing steadily go up most. Animal products & byproducts are close second. ’Tators, rice & beans stay fairly affordable.

tomorrow is here & cheese is powdered

Nothing ever gets cheaper

And eggs. Which means no omelets. It may be time to start worrying.

… and my car won’t pass smog …!

( katy B.A.R. the door )

Cheeze whiz

swiss cheese should be less if you get the type with holes in it

Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday … and Now you know why!

Reversing the order indicates the rising price of cheese will {probably} cause the end of the world.

Look on the bright side. If tomorrow doesn’t come, you won’t have to worry about the price of cheese.

Yes, it’s true. Today should occupy our full attention.

The cheese inflationary spiral is a matter of grave concern. My congressman (he really is male) refuses to do anything about it.

“Always with the negative waves …"

(R.I.P. Sgt. Oddball)

So…. Cheesus doesn’t save? What is the world coming to?

Tomorrowday, all my cheeses will cost more to pay

Looks as though, all my dairy has gone a whey

Oh I believe, in dooo-ooomsday