Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 09, 2024

Still can’t draw wagon tongues.

You should be in the right lane!

Ah it unbearable to see all these poor horsies being strangled in the neck.

Mustang Race Chariots shouldn’t be allowed on the regular streets.

Chariots drifting in the race in the Ben-Hur movie.

Spoiler alert; Charlton Heston won.

Ulysses S. Grant got arrested when he was president for street racing in his horse-drawn carriage. He got stopped repeatedly for it but couldn’t resist.

They are taking over the streets!!!!

Street? I didn’t see a street.

That horse thats pull the chariot looks more like it’s prancing.

That guy from Mesopotamia is street racing the Kazakhstan guy, the race started around 2000 BCE.

But if he has an accident, he’s toast.

Ben-Hur, done that…

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Careful, don’t let road rage get to you.

Passed on the right …….. should have been the left ….. could have caused an accident …….. ;)

If you lived in Chicago, you’d be able to see NASCAR racing right in city streets. Of course, in Chicago, in Illinois in general, this is one of the better ideas. sigh.