Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 19, 2024

Off with their heads!

If your vegetables are talking to you, you may be consuming too much of some other plant.

She needs to find another crop.

Some are never happy …

If you are a plant growing in a garden, be careful what you say to the person holding the hoe.

are cabbage known to be belligerent? That explains so much!

Oops, took those two right off at the ground. The hoe must have slipped. A fine shred, salt, and some quality time in a crock might improve the attitude around here.

She’s a hoe-er

“Hey fatty!”

“Honey, my knees are bothering me again!”

She doesn’t look like a hoer.

She’s “rotten at hoeing”? That explains why she never made any money at it…

Who you callin a hoe?

Romaine calm.

Inspired by the nasty comments in not a few of the comic strips here.

Hoe, hoe, hoe! Merry crispness!

Humph. Do your own hoeing, ya lazy bum!