Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 03, 2024

He practiced on men.

Shoulda quit while He was ahead. :-D (duck and run)

A Friend used to say: Man ate the apple, for punishment, God created woman.

Touche.

And secondly, he created dogs. But the dog was “insufficient as a companion” – WHAT?!?

Yeah lady freak. After woman, he flooded the world. Speaks volume.

And then men created religion to subjugate women.

Which day was that??

You wouldn’t rib us, would you, Aunty? ☺

What? No comments on God being She?

Actually Aunty it was a case of if at first you don’t succeed try again, and then quit. No use being a d@mn fool about the thing.

If God had a better … what does that have to do with Aunty Acid?

“Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears / Her noblest work she classes, O: / Her prentice han’ she try’d on man, / An’ then she made the lasses, O.”

— Robert Burns, Green Grow the Rashes, O, 1783

No, then he decided to create someone to nag him. What a jokester.

Adam was a rough draft.

Obviously.

Man was a first draft.

Back to the kitchen woman

I heard God made man first cuz he didn’t want a woman telling him how to do it!

First, God created Man.

Because he needed a rough sketch to see the Flaws.

First, God created Man because he needed a rough sketch to see the Flaws.

Then, he created Woman fixing several errors in that first rough. But, introducing at least a dozen more that Women will be happy to explain to him why he needs to fix those “Factory Defects”.

Little things like Cramps, Migraines, Mood Swings, Hot Flashes …