Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 28, 2024

There was a comment earlier but now it’s gone. Something about Aunty having a drinking problem.

well guess what? Amazon wanna keep you drunk

Drinking is a problem?

It’s amazing that we hold more computing power in our hands than they used for Apollo to watch cat videos and argue with complete strangers.

True, but cats deserve it.

Boozer-iana Purchases?

Instead of “I am not a robot”, they need a box to type “I am sober”. If you can’t spell “sober” in three tries, no purchase!

It’s only as smart as the owner.

It is a type of machine!!!!!

I don’t buy on Amazon when I’ve been drinking.

Everyone is responsible for their own actions. Nobody will make you stop being stupid.

Sorry fat lady. It doesn’t convert an idiot to a genius.

Way too often I type ‘teh’ for ‘the’. My phone doesn’t have any replacements for that. Auto-cowreck takes even longer to correct.

Aunty, YoungHoon Kim couldn’t talk you out of making unnecessary Amazon purchases.

You see Aunty YoungHoon Kim, is one of the two smartest people in the world today. YoungHoon Kim is one of them and I am the other. Between us we cover all knowledge. Kim knows all that can possibly be known, and I know the rest. :-)

That’s gonna cause some problems when include breathalyzers in phones.

I’m convinced all the technology talks us IN to unnecessary, drunken Amazon purchases!