Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 09, 2024

A Nothingburger Of A Response

My friend and her sister were entering the movie theater when they saw a squashed hamburger on the floor. My friend stayed to keep people from stepping on it, and her sister went to find an attendant.

Sister: “There’s a hamburger on the floor in the theater.”

Attendant: “We don’t sell hamburgers.”

And he walked away.

They ended up getting some napkins and picking up what they could.

who’s gonna drive mine then?!

All Aboard… Ha, Ha, Ha.

Drunk Driving is still against the Law. Planes, Trains, Automobiles.

Why is Ozzy playing in my head now?

Her train goes ‘Coo Coo’ instead of ‘Choo Choo’.

We can track her so she can be avoided.

Derailed and still going!

She drives her passengers ’round the bend… ㋛

I have quite a few people telling me I’m crazy. My thought is that as long as the voices aren’t telling me to burn things or hurt people that don’t deserve it, live on the edge.

Little engine that could and did!!!!!

Put some bars on that Aunty window.

Feel like I’ve been run over with it ..

Not the love train.

Aunty you don’t drive the crazy train. You ARE the crazy train.

Sometimes I do also!

Glad you’re driving because I hate having to drive.

You and I both, Aunty. Crazy is as crazy does.