Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 12, 2024

so you were born with tequila in hand?

Sounds like you should be the poster child for birth control!

No! Really? {chortle}

Same here.

That last part makes you related to Trump. Get a grip on that Aunty.

… and ants in her pants.

That last part sounds like an excuse to get away with saying whatever she says (… as in “I can’t help it – I can’t control it.”)

That’s some serious mutations.

Well, I’ve got it all wrong. I wear my mouth on my sleeve and I’ve got a fire I can’t control… in my belly.

Just an A’*ole with mental issues on booze.

The filters thin out with age apparently.

A climate alarmists?

That DNA don’t change!!!!!

Aunty, you were born with a heart 3 sizes to small, the fire in your belly if from cheap booze, and you mouth has always been out of control.

And been trying to extinguish the fire in her belly with booze every since.