Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 07, 2024

and they survive for millions of years

It’ll All Make Spidey Sense In The End

I work at a thrift store, working at the donation door.

Customer: “Hey, there. I’ve got some spider babies for you.”

Me: With a horrified expression. “Uh..”

Customer: Realizing. “Oh God, sorry. Spider PLANT babies!”

Me: “Whew! Okay. I was gonna say that I don’t hate my job THAT much…”

They were cute little starters in their own jars.

We sometimes sold plants, so it was all good for us to take them in. They sold within days of hitting the floor.

She’s too right.

Not arguing here…

Be careful around them – you could get stung.

By “some people” she seems to mean politicians.

Aunty is clear as glass. Just fat thick big glass.

We won’t go back.

RepubliCONS.

And some of them occupy high office, really high office.

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And some people are like Cthulhu, (Hint, hint…)

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True.

An apt description of the average journalist…

And don’t even make good sushi.

Remember a year or two ago there was some drug being marketed “that was discovered in jellyfish!!!”. Wow, such a compelling reason to beg my doctor to write me a prescription for that right now!

we call them management

Trifecta personality!!!!!!!