Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 17, 2024

Seagull peeking under the edge, also horrified.

Who knew “Wallace the Brave” could be so graphic?!

What are the ratios? Inquiring minds want to know.

Rose, the graph generator

Rose’s version of the Need To Know principle.

Oh the green!

Breaking waves have ratios!

Even Seagull is shocked!

They have to be careful. Stray cats think the beach is their personal litter box.

She needs help.

They balance each other well.

…..and I thought it mite be art……not math!!!!!

You’re trending low in waxing poetic. Projections are lethargic predictable rhymes.

Let’s hope Amelia will be able to teach Rose how to relax and have fun fun.

A pie chart on the beach should only include lemon meringue and banana cream

Seagull is equally repulsed by productivity graphics.

Wonder what Mr Graph is ‘graphing’?

I love Rose… she’s everything I’m not.

Breathe, Rose. Just breathe.

productivity graphs? good lord

Let x equal time spent sitting around and y equal amount of relaxation achieved (measured in systolic over diastolic) then x divided by y will equal z, the “Beach Productivity Coefficient”.

Rose, tell me whether it’s worth the trip to another store to buy something that costs less there.

Judge Dredd used to say “Grud!” or “Drokk!” Just monosyllables, though, so no real link to “Radishes!” They sound good and emphatic though.

Plot twist: Rose flipped the page and drew the graphes at the last second. First person to reply to this gets to choose what it was

Quite right too. Sitting on the beach wallowing in the sun like a walrus and gestating skin cancer is to be survived, not enjoyed…