Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 18, 2024

Good grief. From where do these notions spring? The bus is beeping at the monster. LOL

It’s not so much that clams are really brave, as that all of the other bivalves know better than to mess with monsters that could eat them for breakfast.

Well I will certainly sleep better tonite knowing that a clam will save me…..

“Keep Clam and Carry On”

“Stay back, citizens, ex-clam”

“Clams got legs!” Thor, BC.

Clams are brave … and, with a little bit of butter, very tasty.

If clams are your friends you should stop eating them. Having friends for dinners is fine if they are guests at the table, not part of the meal on the table.

I don’t think clams would defend us; after all, they are a little shellfish..!

Wallace has clearly given this some thought as he had his reply ready, didn’t need to think about it at all.

“No one mussels in on my territory!”

Will Henry is in the house!

…….and that is the" rest of the story"!!!!!

So brave that they won’t run away!

We need not fear monsters for shelfish reasons

And they taste good too, especially when fried…..

“Stay back, citizens!” came the ex-clam-ation.

And they make great chowder!!

Obviously Wallace has never seen how scallops move. With a little coordination they could be pretty aggressive.

I have the strongest wish to hear the Clam-Tron theme music.

Wallace, I think Ordinary Bill would disagree with you.

I dare you to say “They are the bravest of the bivalves” really, really fast. :P

Asked by the press about what his defense plan for a monster attack was, Clam-tron clammed up.

I don’t know how happy clams would be about protecting people, considering that people eat so many of them. See Ordinary Bill.

We would also have accepted “Clamzilla.”

LOLThat reminds me of our old professor of spanish litterature : he loved to say “mollusc bivalve” … Then he used to launch himself into an exposé on gastronomy. (Onto ?)

Beep!

They could be but trusted to keep their mouths shut, anyway….

Collective community crisis? Call the Calm Clam Conglomerate. They have esprit de corps to the core.